A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, “Blowjob, five dollars”. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was “Mom, what’s a blowjob?”. His mom replies “Five dollars, […]
Well, I just donated blood and I’m a little woozy. This video is awesome, but you have to use your imagination for the “porn” part.
So this man is getting on a flight and he hears that the Pope is on the flight. “WOW, great!” he thinks. “What a good place to be today.” So he is boarding and he doesn’t see the Pope and figures that maybe the other passengers were wrong. He takes his seat and is thankfull […]