She sent me this killer joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay […]
this made me laugh out loud.
Scatter one hundred bricks in a room with an open window, send in your newly hired employees, close the door, then return at the end of the day and analyze the bricks. If they counted the bricks, put them in accounting. If they counted and recounted the bricks, put them in auditing. If they messed […]