Category: Funnies

The Difference Between Men and Women

Woman 1: Did you get a new haircut? Woman 2: Yes, I did. Thanks for noticing. W1: Oh! That’s so cute! W2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure after my hairdresser gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? W1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to […]

It’s nice having a vet for a friend

This guy takes his Labrador to the vet and says to him, “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” say the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the […]