I am laughing so hard I’m about to burst, and I’m in my cubicle with headphones on. I really wanted to post this to Facebook but thought (for once in my life, ha) I’d show some restraint out of respect for those who have kids who can surf their FB account. Gilbert Godfried reads from […]
It’s Friday afternoon and I feel compelled to be witty or funny or something and nope, I can’t do it. It’s too fucking hot, too many days in a row; my sleeping is off, I haven’t been running in a few days, and I want to kill a couple of my co-workers that won’t shut. […]
I was reading tumblr (did I spell that right?) and came across this: and the funniest thing happened: on my desk there are no books. At all. Nada. Not even a phone book. Which, as they say, is a fucking perfect description of my sex life.