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COMMANDMENT 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! COMMANDMENT 4. Married life is very […]

I like rum. What about it?

More search engine madness: while trying to find a good marinade so I could try to eat the skipper, gilligan and I found this: Happy Skipper recipe 1 1/2 cl Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum Ginger Ale Pour captain morgan’s spiced rum over ice and fill the glass with ginger ale. Garnish with lime.

What we can learn by watching “Baywatch”

1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their days running in slow motion along the beach. 2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour. 3. Despite the habit of breathing water, CPR always works and no one actually dies, except from cancer. 4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at […]