Top Ten list for today..

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.” 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the bed […]

Body Meeting

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen”. “I should be in charge,” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so […]