Careful, you might learn something.
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer […]
When I’m having a long day, I love to read excerpts from the Book of Doug: A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up […]
An oldie, but somebody was compelled to e-mail it to me, so I must share… 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both […]