Today’s words of wisdom

Found at Steph’s, who found it wandering on the internet and gave it a nice home: “Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.” Me? I fuck up all the time =P

Madcap Mayhem

That’s what you get when you take two tired adults, five A.D.D. children, one bucket of suds and a garden hose and ask them all to wash the van. It was swell. =P

Last minute Valentines gift idea

I figured out the perfect gift for my honey this year, and I’m sharing just in case some of you lazy people haven’t put up for your significant others. And trust me, this one was perfect. I called the guy from the heating/air conditioning place to come fix our heater. My wife waited under three […]