I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. Life lessons from Wayne and Garth.

I think I might have died laughing and now I’m just in hell.  I don’t know how I missed this the first time around.     Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris If you ring satan’s doorbell, God cannot ignore this!