because I’m helpful like that

You gotta go quick (today, certainly, and probably this morning) or they’ll sell out. Woot is offering a Dyson for $299. Plus $5 shipping. These things really suck, and I mean that in a good way. I’d buy another one if mine wasn’t still perfectly great.

Dear ConAgra

This is getting ridiculous. Now any peanut butter products you may have had a hand in for the last three years is suspect? I mean, seriously, do y’all like, test things at your factory? Don’t answer that. Let’s make a deal – would you mind starting?

It’s Monday. What were you expecting?

I gots nuthin’, so I’m giving back to the blogitudes by writing about: Talking Urinal Cakes. Urinal cake technology has been pretty stagnant in recent years. However, apparently New Mexico has been pretty pissed (get it?) about how many of its citizens are drinking and driving, That’s where these new cutting-edge, state-of-the-art cakes come in. […]