Building character
I get called a “fucking asshole” more times before 8 AM than most people do all day.
Author: Some Guy
Just once
I want a day where I don’t feel like an utter failure. That would be nice.
2 out of 3? Ain’t bad.
Bedtime routine at my house: Me: “Goodnight kids, I love you.” Youngest: “I love you, daddy.” Middle: “I love you, too.” Oldest: “I hate your fucking guts.”