We aren’t even two weeks into the New Year, but I wanted to toot my own horn about a couple things. A partial list of things I have not done so far this year: Bought beer (at the store) had donuts bought Ben and Jerry’s had sex had Whataburger (I drive by one on the […]
Every now and then I toss out what could be a political comment or (usually) sarcasm aimed at someone or other. It’s not that I’m hiding my opinions on weighty matters, it’s that they aren’t exactly fun things to write about and discuss. It occurs to me that just about everything I’ve been writing about […]
I don’t want just any green-glowing pig, Daddy, I want one of these green-glowing pigs, and I want one now! ::stomps feet::