I promis to get all fluffy soon, but first…

This can’t go by without comment. Exxon, who made $10 billion in profit this year (that’s with a ‘B’ in case you missed it), thinks it shouldn’t have to pay the $5 billion in damages from when their drunk tanker captain ruined half of Valdez. (anyone who tells you Valdez has been “cleaned up” has […]

Meet the next people Robertson will want smitten

All I can think of is “I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, live a life of sex and danger…” GIs from celebrated unit in gay porn? And our hard-pressing media asked if they had been moved out of their barracks yet. WTF? You know they “can’t tell.”

Tunnel, meet light

I was just updating some reminders, and it occurs to me that I only have to pay the babysitter 68 more times before my youngest starts kindergarten. At $200 per time. “hey, I could get a nice set of power tools for that much” (anybody remember the movie?)