Handy guide to testing employees

Scatter one hundred bricks in a room with an open window, send in your newly hired employees, close the door, then return at the end of the day and analyze the bricks. If they counted the bricks, put them in accounting. If they counted and recounted the bricks, put them in auditing. If they messed […]

Tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms

I watched “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” last night with the boys. They got a kick out of it (especially the over the top swordfights). Hell, it’s all over the top. (“Daddy, he’s banging coconuts!” “Yes, he is.” “But where’s his horse?”) All told, I think they enjoyed it, but I don’t think they’ll […]