No phones, no lights

no motorcars, not a single luxury.. Just kidding, our vacation was wonderful, thanks.  In fact, out of the list I presented the other day, the one thing that did not happen was…

Weigh out there

Inspired by Jay’s post… John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. […]