Have you driven a Ford… ever?

Okay, I know accounting hocus-pocus and stuff, but Ford just announced they lost $19 for every man, woman, and child in America in the past three months. Ouch. You might wanna hang onto that Escort, it could be a collectors item soon 😉 (in the interest of too much disclosure, back in high school and […]

Whoa!

I know it’s monday and all, and I’m still on my first cup of coffee. But how did this happen? Apparently I’m the “feed of the day” at Feedster. wow! I’ve never been the feed of the day anywhere, but, like, wow. I didn’t really have a speech prepared or anything. And clearly, the place […]

It was stuck on “repeat”

It occurs to me that the song from Madagascar (you got to move it, move it; you got to move it, move it; repeat. repeat. repeat.) would be a great soundtrack for a porn flick. I already thought that about the High School Musical tune “getcha head in the game” but that one’s too obvious.