Friday fiction fans

I was going to tell you that I had the song “What Would Willie Do?” stuck in my head, all. morning. long. (you can ask my wife). Then, another song came on the radio that wiped poor Willie out, and I was going to write about it, but now? I can’t even remember what song […]

Old man. Winter.

In light of the current weather (described by my ticker as “dreary,”) – it’s 36 degrees with a 20 mph wind – I’m currently hatching plans for making some popcorn, opening a bottle of wine, and watching a movie (we have Da Vinci Code, which I haven’t seen, and also Slither, which my wife won’t […]

Falling any faster would break the laws of physics

In about a week she goes from this to whatever this (NSFW) is. (see here for the full series) Somebody make it stop! Where’s Tara “I’m so wholesome compared to that” Reid when you need her? But hey, we’ve all forgotten K-Fed’s alleged sex tape, right?