Unconscious would be good right now

Terrify :: realizing my daughter will be anything but “low maintenance.” Month :: January, because I can’t think of December anymore. Throat :: Deep! Invasion :: of the body snatchers. Nail :: hammer, of course. Mine is named “Mike.” 12 :: days of Christmas Bicker :: my kids! Should have just named them Bicker. Thomas […]

Not a creature was stirring..

Yeah, right. Okay, (folks with kids) raise your hand if you ever get to bed before midnite on Christmas Eve? And how about the night before that? That’s what I thought. My wife is a wrap star tonite, getting ready for our visit with cousins tomorrow. My boys are helping, the baby finally crashed. And […]

some folks just don’t listen

Just about every running plan that is worth anything includes something along the lines of “listen to your body.” This is because while running plans look good on paper, if your body isn’t responding the right way, you might need to make adjustments. Ahem. May I present Exhibit A, the Fat Old Guy that somehow […]