Hey, remember this? So far: kitchen faucet replaced. New one is pfucking pfantastic. half price books were half priced. $19.50 closet emptied, old shelves ripped out (sledgehammer good), all painted, new storage installed. Storage is a good thing. Bedroom – painted. Needs a second coat, but first? Dinner. (motivation? Santa just keeps coming)
It will never stop raining I will never be finished with the bloody closet Hokey Pokey Elmo will never shut the hell up
We’ve been waiting for this day, for a long time. Years. My youngest – and final – child has finally figured out how to poop in the potty. (pardon the scientific jargon. I mean “take a dump.”) This is a Good Thing, right? But wait. Now she does it ever five minutes. I swear this […]