It’s nice having a vet for a friend

This guy takes his Labrador to the vet and says to him, “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” say the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the […]

In the nick of time

January 18, 2007 Rise Set Actual Time 7:22 AM CST 5:48 PM CST Civil Twilight 6:56 AM CST 6:14 PM CST Nautical Twilight 6:27 AM CST 6:44 PM CST Astronomical Twilight 5:58 AM CST 7:13 PM CST Length of Day 10h 26m Tomorrow will be 1m 8s longer.