My wife loves this one: “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you ain’t home by then, don’t come home.” Running: 20.1 miles Time: 3h 59m 53s Avg. Pace: 11:54/mile I always think of this when I’m running in the morning. The only cars you see are folks heading back to their […]
By the way, I’m not 41 anymore.
Washing Machine Drama 2007, relayed in a series of vignettes: Me: “Oh shit, the washer won’t drain.” Beautiful wife: “Perhaps something is stuck in the drain, like a sock.” Me: “No, it has to be something more Manly than that.” Me being manly: Fuck with machine. Research on internet. Fuck with machine. Research on internet. […]