It figures

Whomever created “Transformer” toys must hate kids. And their parents. I just spent thirty minutes transforming the guy into a truck. Why? Because my child would rather play with a truck than a big fucking robot. =P

Wanna bet?

How many of these people do you think have said “build a wall” or bought a Minuteman shirt? Remember the whole burglar being an “undocumented houseguest?” Are we supposed to give a rats ass if the roofing guys can’t hire enough people at $21 an hour? Hell, I probably don’t make that kind of money, […]

I kid you not

I walk into the boys’ room, to find them glued to the television. Me: “This looks weird, what are you watching?” Them: “It’s something called ‘Twin Peaks.’” Me: “well, that makes sense.” I firewalked my way outta there…