but not a real green dress, that’s cruel

We were working together in the yard, and I was singing “If I had a million dollars” and when I got to the line: ‘I’d buy you a lawn boy”** my wife said “as long as it’s Corbin Bleu!” And, I gotta say, he’s got a fine ass. She’ll probably get her request. You know, […]

Just trying to help

Here’s a test to determine if you can get you some wild monkey lovin’. Medieval style. (found the link at Boing Boing)