hello mutter, hello fatter

I say, and you think… Dork :: me Refurbished :: couch Basket :: ball Mousse :: Mickey Studio :: 54 8 ball :: unable to determine at this time Masking tape :: duct tape wannabe Love :: blind Wilder :: than her Lindsey :: Bionic Woman Okay, maybe more scattered than usual, but that’s kinda […]

why?

Honey, you have nothing to apologize for. I’ve said it before: there is nothing wrong about being nekkid. Everybody is, at least once in a while. Now Paris and Britney? Y’all have something to apologize for. As long as Vanessa doesn’t follow the Lindsay path to early rehab she’ll be fine. We’re all in this […]

Danger

Will robinson! Danger Originally uploaded by silly old bear. First of all, pretend it’s in focus. Second of all: have you or anyone you know ever been injured while opening a roll of biscuits? And finally of all: how do you open your biscuits? Do you press a spoon to the seam like they tell […]