I don’t give a shit if you are late or just inconsiderate. I’ve had this civic probably since before you were born, and I don’t care how close you get to me with your monster truck – I am NOT going to hurry up. So why don’t you just back the hell off? Kthanxbai.
This post captures the essense of the Birthday That Was. Hooray for Sunday, day of rest. The end of the weekend, when you can lie in bed until sheer embarrassment finally drives you from your sheets, and the coffeepot stays warm all day long as you dawdle over the paper. What to do with the […]
I can’t believe how grown up my little girl is. I took her shoe shopping, and not only was she a total diva (refused to even try on anything at Payless) but she had to get shoes, with laces. Because she can tie shoes now. Really, she can. She’s four, people. Also? She can count […]