hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards

Too funny: You know, parenthood can be spectacularly unsexy. Now, I’m sure there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on that statement — possibly while gesturing to the Sybian lurking in their hall closet, ready to erupt into full 120 RPM power as soon as the kids go down for their afternoon nap […]

rhymes with “ham”

I received this lovely email yesterday: Hey I saw your vehicle for sale and I am interested. I am 18 and live here in town with my parents. I have the cash and want to come look at the vehicle. The thing is even though I think you are askng below bluebook, my dad is […]

what bailout?

a must read. You’ve been violated America, and you have not only tolerated it you’ve cheered while it happened. See, buried in that bill was a nasty little catch-all “any other asset the Treasury says promotes financial stability.” One little sentence, with which you surrendered forever the principles of economic capitalism and replaced them with […]