I was carded tonite at Wal-Mart, buying a bottle of cheap-ass wine. And I laughed and said “Are you serious?” and the kid (I have a dog older than he is) said “sure” and so I got to hand over my license. Which reminded me that it expires tomorrow and I get to go to […]
Nothing worse than feeling sorry for yourself. Today? Can’t seem to stop. Maybe it’s the rain. Maybe it’s my son screaming “I hate you!” repeatedly before school. Maybe it’s the realizing how far I’m drifting from my wife. My kids. And thinking all the fucking therapy and happy thoughts aren’t worth shit today. Maybe it’s […]
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. I haven’t written much about my grow-light in […]