This is brilliant

Might I say, fucking brilliant. Follow the link for the full document. An Assfucking Compact Consider this document advance notice that I, _____________________1, am interested in fucking your ass. I have not come to this conclusion lightly, and I would like you to know that I accept certain facts as given before the assfuckery even […]

Weight fun

I’m trying to eat better and exercise more and eat, well, less and maybe not drink so much and avoid run-on sentences and get more sex and more sleep. Not surprisingly, I’m having mixed success. I’m on SparkPeople. I log food and exercise and mood and fun stuff like that. I’m eating a lot more […]