Some dictionaries are better than others

I appear to be suffering from stress. Defined thusly: Stress: The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it. Sigh.

This can’t be good

I love waking up to emails like this. And why does the Weather Service always use all caps? Geez. AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT WILL MOVE QUICKLY ACROSS THE AREA EARLY THIS MORNING. TEMPERATURES WILL QUICKLY FALL TO BELOW FREEZING BY LATE MORNING. ANY LINGERING PRECIPITATION BEHIND THE FRONT WILL LIKELY FREEZE ON CONTACT WITH THE […]

Empty spaces?

My mind is fucking bizarre. Pardon my French. In one day I go from Rocky Horror to Pink Floyd on the brain. And the only way to please the earworms is to write about it. BTW, if you aren’t familiar with this song, it’s because here in America they don’t play it on the radio. […]