Story time: Many, many years ago, when mastodons roamed the earth, we got a dog. For whatever reason she wasn’t working out with her current owners, so we adopted her. They told us that she didn’t like men, wouldn’t get on the furniture, and did not eat people food; and every time she was fed […]
I’m watching a classic episode of Psych with my son, who picked it out. “Gus, there is a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.” “Actually, I’ve been promoted, now it’s Captain Crunch.”
I need a weekend. I need a nap, and maybe a bottle of wine. I don’t give a shit that this has nothing to do with me, this fucking rocks. Don’t listen what your girlfriend says She reads those magazines That say you failed the test You don’t have what she needs I slither like […]