THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!

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And it makes me wonder

There’s a movie on the Sci-Fi channel which has Winnie Cooper fighting nano-bots. That are so small you, um, can’t really see them. So you have to use your imagination. A lot. I am not making this up.