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The other night, I was folding laundry (quit laughing, I do too fold laundry! Sometimes) and the baby walked in. She looked me in the eye, and said “Daddy, ho dime!” turned around, and marched out. Then she went to the kitchen and told my wife “He dummin’” “ho dime” – dinner time “he dummin” […]

Mosquito: the Big Damn Parody

This is pretty damn funny. Mosquito: Behind The Scenes Preview I haven’t looked at the movie yet, but the still photos are priceless. Link found at browncoats message board. or Google. I don’t know. Take my dog, take my cat Western without cowboy hats Look at me I’m on TV You can’t take this show […]

Once again, my parents would be proud

Don’t you love random search strings people find you with? Yahoo! Search Results for fucking summer camp nurse The thing I’d like to make clear, however, is: my summer camp didn’t have a nurse. Yet another of those cherished American childhood pastimes that I missed out on, poor underpriveleged me.