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Oh, man, that was good. The boys and I went to see Wallace and Grommit this weekend. I haven’t laughed so hard at a movie in ages. Well, okay, to be fair, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while you know that I tend toward the more depressing end of the movie spectrum. […]

Three little ducks go into a bar…

“Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck. “Huey,” was the reply. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey. “Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, “Hi, and […]

Just stating the obvious:

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Exxon Mobil Corp. on Thursday posted a quarterly profit of $9.9 billion, the largest in U.S. corporate history, as it raked in a bonanza from record oil and gas prices. Yeah. I shoulda bought stock all those years ago. This is why they need govt. assistance to build more refineries, by […]