can anybody tell me…

why a child that can play complicated computer games (include downloading updates) and who can discuss in intricate detail all of the characters, plots and motivations behind Smallville seasons one through four… cannot remember which bathtub knob is for “hot?”

yeah, I’m gonna complain about it. again.

Okay, bird flu. (In about six months there will be a few movies on “Sci-fi” and “TBS,” plus three ‘reality’ shows on Fox such as “are you infected?” but till then you get to hear me bitch.) I know this is CNN’s summary of what I hope is a real play for dealing with this […]

“Going down.”

While this short sentence can describe many things in my life right now, and none of them yummy, I just wanted to tell y’all that I got to ride an elevator today. Twice.