When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”

This movie is fucking brilliant. The video probably spoils too much, so if that’s a hangup of yours, go watch the movie first and then check out..

all of Jack Burton’s questions in Big Trouble in Little China

What the hell?