So this morning I checked out XKCD (like I try and do Monday Wednesday and Friday, cuz it’s good).

And today’s cartoon is about writing a letter to Grandma and the habit of switching to a browswer every few seconds to check things out in the world (which I do, except for the grandma part)

And in the cartoon are a bunch of web site addresses, some of which I visit (boing boing) and others that I don’t. So on a lark I go to reddit.

And looking at the headlines, there’s the usual (Obama, AIG bailout/clusterfuck, Google, etc.) but then I find this link to a guy’s blog called “worst date ever (NSFW),” and like a moth to a flame I have to click and see how bad the first date was.

It is so bad, I about choked on my beverage. You just have to read it (kinda long, very NSFW).

I’ll never hear chalk board erasers the same way again.