Usually I get stuff like this from the younger kids, but this was too good not to share:

My son and I were at Wally World, and he picked out a new watch that cost a whopping $11.79. He is quite proud of it.

Driving home he was admiring it and said “It has a diamond! It’s real! But it’s not very big. It’s about the same size as the one Mom has on her ring.”