Selective hearing
What she says: “Why didn’t we pay off our debt five years ago?” What I hear: “Why didn’t YOU fix this, you’re the fucking accountant! Probably because you keep wasting money on your silly little shit.”
Month: June 2008
lowered expectations
My wife refused to watch “PS: I love you,” which I now think is a pretty good thing, because there is NO WAY I could be as cool as the guy in the movie. Now she won’t be expecting so much if I kick the bucket 😛
Don’t drop the soap
Well, I had just got out from the county prison Doin’ ninety days for non-support Tried to find me an executive position But no matter how smooth I talked They wouldnt listen to the fact that I was a genius The man say, we got all that we can use. Now I got them steadily […]