Don’t you wish?

Your life was as exciting as mine? Today: we are buying DOG FOOD. And because that, alone, might not take us past the brink of awesomeness, we will also acquire CAT FOOD on the same trip. I so rock.

go for the gusto

So today, I got to be an asshat, a jerk, impatient, and a lousy father/husband. Yeah, I sure know how to pack my schedule. Wonder what tomorrow will bring? I can’t piss everyone in my family off (already crossed that off the list today). Maybe I can start with the neighbors?

Things to do when Twitter is twucked

Ah, this is like a breath of fresh air… Black Hockey Jesus. He’s awesome and probably my favorite new blog. So go say hi. (found courtesy of Jenny, The Bloggess) But before you go, let me warn you that he swears like a sailor and will make you laugh out loud, probably, and if you […]