March 2008

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but if the govt bails out “struggling homeowners” (as folks are
hinting now), does that mean I can come swim in your pool? Those are
my tax dollars, ya know.

As of this morning, my lifetime running mileage is 1,000 miles.

Huh.

Birds. Bees. How about giant squid?

I cannot beat their headline, either.

Weird sex: Giant squid do it deeper

“But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male’s sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

“But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident…

Hey, watch where you point that thing!

found via Boing, Boing.

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