Not to be too cold about it

but if the govt bails out “struggling homeowners” (as folks are hinting now), does that mean I can come swim in your pool? Those are my tax dollars, ya know.

Can’t touch this

Birds. Bees. How about giant squid? I cannot beat their headline, either. Weird sex: Giant squid do it deeper “But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male’s sexual organ […]