This is important, dammit.

I know you’re bombarded each and every day with people asking you to put out for them – but few causes are as important to me as this one. Go ahead. Make my day. (one in nine, folks. Chances are, if it’s not you, it’ll be someone you love).

like a chipmunk. A fat chipmunk.

Apparently, I’m bulking up for winter. I was at 267 point something this morning. That’s my highest since July of 06. (what? You don’t keep track?) Let’s just pretend it’s muscle, m’kay?