mutter matters

I’m late. Again. But hey, you get what you pay for. I say, and you think… Scrabble :: eggs. NyQuil :: sleep. Roadtrip :: no sleep. Idiot :: people on road driving slower than me. Bandages :: mummies Series :: premiere Summer :: over Prompt :: Tele September :: football! Chicken :: Wings. Did you […]

kisses are sweeter than whine

The other day, I was kissing my wife goodbye as I left for work. (and no, we are hardly Ward and June Cleaver, but we do still leave for work most days) My seven year old was offended, so we were greeted to this commentary: “EEwwwww!” “Grossss!” “Oh my god, you’re licking her tongue?” We […]