why?

Honey, you have nothing to apologize for. I’ve said it before: there is nothing wrong about being nekkid. Everybody is, at least once in a while. Now Paris and Britney? Y’all have something to apologize for. As long as Vanessa doesn’t follow the Lindsay path to early rehab she’ll be fine. We’re all in this […]

Danger

Will robinson! Danger Originally uploaded by silly old bear. First of all, pretend it’s in focus. Second of all: have you or anyone you know ever been injured while opening a roll of biscuits? And finally of all: how do you open your biscuits? Do you press a spoon to the seam like they tell […]

nuts

I’m tired of seeing my own writing at the top of the blog, so here’s something else to get tired of soon. I’ve added a list of the last five songs I’ve listened to on last.fm down on the sidebar (waaay down, right now). Is Gmail ever going to come out of Beta? Remember when […]