such a great SAHD

Two hours into my vacation and the police have already stopped by the house. How long until mom gets home from the office? (checks watch)

(clap) (clap) n g o…

Yes, we’re watching that Cindy Williams classic, “Bingo.” The kids are having waaay too much fun with the fart jokes. We went to the beach today, had some fun, and things went great until a rude wave surprised her and stole my wife’s