Wizard Widower

In case you’ve been out of the planet, you know that the final book in the Potter saga is to be released at midnite tonite. My wife will probably be at the store at midnite to pick up a copy, if not, certainly she’ll be there by dawn tomorrow. Then, naturally, she’ll want to read […]

Totally fake Harry Potter plots

I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]

which one are you

Are you the one standing with the microphone, saying “C’mon, everybody has to sing a song!,” or the person trying to look invisible on the couch, saying quietly to whomever is nearby that you are not nearly drunk enough for karaoke?