Woman 1: Did you get a new haircut? Woman 2: Yes, I did. Thanks for noticing. W1: Oh! That’s so cute! W2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure after my hairdresser gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? W1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to […]
So, I had a [tag]dream[/tag] the other night. I was on the [tag]International Space Station[/tag]. I know this because the whole place is decorated in Nasa White. Anyway, apparently, as they expand the place, they brought me on to help. I was in charge of office supplies. A guy comes to the door selling pencils. […]
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”