Month: January 2007

trying not to giggle

My son is a huge Star Wars fan, so I’m watching Episode 3 with him. Again. ANAKIN: You need to distance yourself from your friends in the Senate. The Chancellor said they will be dealt with when this conflict is over. PADME: What if they start an inquisition? I’ve opposed this war. What will you […]

It’s nice having a vet for a friend

This guy takes his Labrador to the vet and says to him, “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” say the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the […]