Old man. Winter.

In light of the current weather (described by my ticker as “dreary,”) – it’s 36 degrees with a 20 mph wind – I’m currently hatching plans for making some popcorn, opening a bottle of wine, and watching a movie (we have Da Vinci Code, which I haven’t seen, and also Slither, which my wife won’t […]

Falling any faster would break the laws of physics

In about a week she goes from this to whatever this (NSFW) is. (see here for the full series) Somebody make it stop! Where’s Tara “I’m so wholesome compared to that” Reid when you need her? But hey, we’ve all forgotten K-Fed’s alleged sex tape, right?

I caught a good one, it looked like it could run

…Up on its back and away I did ride Just as fast as I could from the West Texas town of El Paso Out to the badlands of New Mexico… Todays tune. Watch out for the monkeys. Ok, chimpanzees (don’t want any irate monkeys writing in, feeling insulted). And I’m back seven years later to […]