I know it’s monday and all, and I’m still on my first cup of coffee. But how did this happen? Apparently I’m the “feed of the day” at Feedster. wow! I’ve never been the feed of the day anywhere, but, like, wow. I didn’t really have a speech prepared or anything. And clearly, the place […]
It occurs to me that the song from Madagascar (you got to move it, move it; you got to move it, move it; repeat. repeat. repeat.) would be a great soundtrack for a porn flick. I already thought that about the High School Musical tune “getcha head in the game” but that one’s too obvious.
Once again, I’ve tapped into the vast, underutilized power of the internet to buy a pair of shoes. It came with free shipping, which means (of course): pack mule. Here’s where my little shoes have been: HOUSTON, TX, US 10/02/2006 4:00 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN 10/02/2006 10:17 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN MESQUITE, TX, US 10/02/2006 6:30 A.M. […]