office space cadet

If you ever think you are totally alone in the office, and start to sing along to Ziggy Stardust? So where were The Spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls? Just the beer light to guide us, So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands? You aren’t.

A sign you might live in Texas

When the weather guy says there is a “cold front” coming, he really means: “it might drop below 70 degrees before sunrise. Maybe even all the way down to 68.” Update (the next morning): it made it down to 71. Good try, cold front! Maybe next time! But the humidity dropped to only 65%, so […]